Daily Rant (March 26th, 2008 3:54 PM)

What is going on with the Ohio Valley?? Any of you who live in it know what I am talking about. Over four days last week here is how my days went. Woke up and had to scrape ice off my windshied, the next day I had to break out the umbrella, the next day I had my sunroof down and the windows open, and then the last day I had my gloves on and had to break out the space heater again. Mother Nature must be suffering from alzheimers or on her period, either or I watch the weather channel now more than ever.

Not to mention in Louisville we have idiot meteorologists. They will tell you the forecast calls for rain and sleet, but it will be sunny and 75 degrees. Of course you listened to them, that is why you are looking like a jackass with your thermal suit on and everyone else is in shorts and polo's. And why does the weather guy/girl always have to end the forecast with a stupid quip??? It is gonna be cold so bundle up out there Kentuckiana!!!! Or, "it is gonna be a wet day so make sure you bring an umbrella". Damn, wow, really, I need an umbrella for this downpour outside my window??? F----n idiot!!!!! If you see the following people around Louisville be sure to slap the living hell out of them : Tom Wells, John Belski, Matt Milosevich, and last but not least Bob Domine. I know he is a sports anchor but he deserves to have his dentures knocked into the street. Deuces

Daily Rant (March 24th, 2008 9:14pm)

What the hell is up with people trying to talk to you while you are in the restroom. Sorry but the last thing that I want to do is talk to you while I am holding the one-eyed monster in my hands. Can we talk about the game and everything else once we exit the bathroom????? The same goes for when you are taking a dump. How the hell am I supposed to concentrate on dropping this anchor when you keep going on and on about market shares and company profits???? This can wait until we are in our cubicle, douchebag.


Another thing, people who can't get a clue when you don't want to be bothered. If I didn't return your text message the first 7 times then you should take a hint that I don't want to talk to you. If you come to my desk at work and I dont bother to take my headphones off then chances are you are not important enough for me to talk to or I really don't care to acknowledge your presence. If I don't look up when you are talking and I continue to type my emails and listen to my music, take the cue I just gave you and move along. Some of youse just don't get it..............sad really.

Daily Rant (Tuesday, March 18th 1:01 pm)

Why is it that when you and your friends go out to a restaurant the waiter or waitress automatically assumed that it is all on one ticket. Not only are you guys being held up for a few minutes while John, or Shiela has to split the ticket up but all this could have been avoided had they ASKED YOU HOW THE CHECKS SHOULD BE DISTRIBUTED!!!!!! Also, why is it that you damn near have to die of thirst before you get you second refill???? Seriously, if you can see more ice than beverage in my glass shouldn't that tell you that I will need a refill in the next minute or so. That pisses me off even more than the waitress/waiter who hovers around the table waiting to see if you will leave them a tip. What happened to the old school waiters who knew their roles and would wait until you actually exited the restaurant before they came to collect their tip???

Going out to eat is an adventure, rather than a nice time.

Daily Rant (March 16th, 2008 2:19pm)

Why don't people know how a 4-way stop works??? Each day on my way to and from work I have to dodge a car that obviously went out of turn. Most of the time it is grown men and women who have more than likely been driving for decades. The only thing that would fix this problem is a tarc bus smashing your car to bits.

Daily Rant (March 15th, 2008 10:55am)

Why is Wal-Mart like being hooked on crack???? Not that I would know or anything but everytime I go in there it could be just to buy a stick of deoderant. But, in the end I come out with 5 or 6 bags and a lawnmower even though I live in a apartment. Pretty soon you will be able to do the unthinkable at Wal-Mart like buy a car or adopt a child.

Daily Rant #3

White guys and Mountain Dew. Did I miss the memo where this was the official drink of white males around the nation????? Every morning I see at least one or two walk past my cubicle with the drink of choice. And while we are at it why do white guys always think that us black dudes like grape, orange, or strawberry soda???? Everyone knows that we love Big Red, get it right!!!!

Daily Rant #2

WTF is up with guys who think because they got a new tattoo I want to see it??? So what you got a bleeding heart with a bullet going through it, I could really give a potentious sh-t about that. And while we're on the subject, I really could care less that UK, IU, or any non Louisville team (GO CARDS) won last night. It is called a rivalry for a reason, personally the University of Kentucky can burn in hell for all I care. Furthermore, no one cares that you are a walking, talking ESPN analyst. If I wanted to know what Brian Brohm ran in the 40 yard dash I would find out myself. But instead, I have to get pulled away from my work b/c you want to tell me that Louisville is playing Florida State in 2019. Focus on the back of my head as I walk away holding up my middle finger. Jerk